March 2013
October 2012
My philosophy in life
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
Blue Jeans
Lana Del Rey
Promise that you’ll remember that you’re mine.
yo
sup
September 2012
Whenever I slip on ice:
Expectations = Getting back up like a boss: 
Reality: 
August 2012
In every P.E class there is always that one person who thinks they are in the fucking Olympics.
On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year
but I’m just like:
When you can't find the price tag
LMAOOOOOOO
What if the person you think is too cool to talk to thinks that you’re too cool to talk to
How I feel when I finally get a joke
When you come across a pen that writes absolutely beautifully and smoothly.
You’re like:
and then when you lose it you’re like:
Trying to sing along to a rap song
"Dinner is ready!".
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.
The annoying moment when someone tries to steal your food
Drawing a shark.
Expectation:
Reality:
